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Alamo Shocker: Mexican Flag To Fly at Historic Battlefield; Wax Museum to Move to Pearl

Dimmick Diaries Staff by Dimmick Diaries Staff April 1, 2019January 31, 2020

On April 1, City of San Antonio officials confirmed to Dimmick Diaries that the “international liberal agenda” is moving into the basement of the Alamo.

Darmstadt Breakup: German Sister City Abandons San Antonio for ‘Much Cooler’ Austin

Dimmick Diaries Staff by Dimmick Diaries Staff April 1, 2019December 6, 2019

Firefighters Union Calendar to Feature 12 Months of Brockhouse

Dimmick Diaries Staff by Dimmick Diaries Staff April 1, 2019December 6, 2019

Bexar County Commissioners Approve $50 Million For Historic Puddle Restoration

Dimmick Diaries Staff by Dimmick Diaries Staff April 1, 2019January 31, 2020

Where I Live: My Mom’s Basement in Castle Hills

Dimmick Diaries Staff by Dimmick Diaries Staff April 1, 2019December 6, 2019

The Secret Plan to Send Sludge to the ‘Burbs, Aquifer Water to Inner City

Dimmick Diaries Staff by Dimmick Diaries Staff April 1, 2019December 6, 2019

USAA Buys Broadway Building Formerly Owned by USAA

Dimmick Diaries Staff by Dimmick Diaries Staff April 1, 2019December 6, 2019

Former ‘Gladiator Mayor,’ Nirenberg Embraces Joys of Junk Food, Sedentary Lifestyle

Dimmick Diaries Staff by Dimmick Diaries Staff April 1, 2019December 6, 2019

San Antonio Says Goodbye to E-Scooters, Hello to Trikeshare

Dimmick Diaries Staff by Dimmick Diaries Staff April 1, 2019January 31, 2020

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